I got tagged by Ah Pek.
He asked me to write about me being a naughty boy in school.
Now, to begin with, i'm not a naughty boy to begin with. Who will be when my mum rule with her cane?
But as how every boy would be, i have my fair share of being a nuisance la.
1. twisted 2 stapler bullet to make bobby trap, put it on girls' chair and see them yelp as the sink their butt into them.
2. put glue on a friend's exercise book because he irritate me, whole exercise book was glued in cluster. bad news was, he got away with doing homework for the day...
3. stole guli from a friend when he wasn't looking.
4. put sand into a teacher's motorbike engine...because i had enough of him.
5. sprayed HCL, undiluted, into a teacher's copper radiator....(yes, la, old car..)...also because i had enough of him...it's very nice to see copper react to HCL.
6. lighted up a ciggie in science class for the experiment "kesan rokok terhadap paru paru" in form 1...because lighting up a ciggie with syringe is damn hard ok!
7. stole a ciggie from my grandad and lighted up with a cousin when i was 7.
8. stuck chewing gum into a girl's hair because she say i was fat.
9. whacked a junkie silly when he tried to mug me near stadium negara/merdeka.
10. broke someone's nose when he tauted me when i was 13.
I better not go on. I promise i've been a good boy since.
Not tagging anyone to spare them from walking down memory lane and remember it was me that tauted them!
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