So, there i was about 1 month ago, in British Council's library with the crew of Red Comm and the segment showed Celina walking between 2 shelves and 2 school boys were commenting on her assets.
Then came a biker chic and it turned out to be me.
I know wifey laughed so hard that lil Ryan was laughing too. Aini told me she had a tummy ache laughing. Ajeep sms-ed me and now refer me as Biker Chic. Reita K couldn't stop staring...
Yeah, laugh all you want, it's not easy getting those horizontally challenge tits ok! It took years of chicken with growth hormones that i ate when i was small (courtesy of my mum) for all that to happen!
The tea lady at my client's place even saw the Episode. FYI, it was produced and directed by my Sis in law and i was just doing her a favour. It was Celina's idea though...
"Why don't you use Stupe? No need look for bodybuilder..."
yeap...and thanks for immortallising it in everyone that see it. The rating shows there was 1 million viewers last Sunday.
Moving on...and stop playing the video above over and over again!
My granma's home is also a home to this cat. His name is Pai Si, that's hokkien for naughty. But because of my granma's inability to pronounce anything Engrand...Pai Si ended up as Pepsi..and sometimes, Pek See!!! (i meant no malice to girls/babes named Pek See!!!)
He was saved from the drain by my granma's sister in law, which live next door. But soon, Pai Si took to the family, though he remains wary of strangers trying to touch him. From a stray 2 years ago, he has since been lost once(rumours has it that he followed some female pussy for an *excursion* and since then, was castrated) and grew into this beautiful pussy as per picture below.
he clean the home out of rats and vermins...and pretty efficient too...
as usual...cats are proud animal...
With those yellow and blue eyes...he is ultra curious...and has no balls!
I was in Melaka yesterday for some work and was curious as to why there were many people gathering at the river bank near St. Xavier Church, across the road from Discovery Cafe...
Taken from under Chan Boon Cheng bridge
It does looked like someone drown or got eaten by the monitor lizard with the police and fire department's rescue team around...but in actual fact, they were filming one episode of Gerak Khas...
They just finished robbing Public Bank at Jalan Bunga Raya....
..and trying to run away via the riverway...
But they took a u-turn as they was heading the wrong way...
And just to prove that it isn't hard to find a badly modified car...here is one more example, this time, a bird by the name of Kenari.
I know it's a right down Daihatsu Move copy, but sticking a sticker with Move on it won't make it move any faster. Or even putting in some other sticker like SARD would help increasing your horse power.
What more, fitting in a 15 incher and a double barrel upturned exhaust tailpipe will only slow you down and help you collect rain water for those frequent water outage in KL. On the bright side, those upturned exhaust might actually help your car swim through KL flood at Jalan Sultan Ismail!!!
Oh ya, check out your fugly spoiler...any bigger you can open an al-fresco dining behind your car...
your installer for your ICE got great spelling skill la!
Moving infront, this again, is a 989cc confused car that thinks he has an intercooler for the turbo unit under the bonnet. The front bonnet spoiler won't do anything to your front stability brader...and your huge front bumper with a total of 8 lamps (of which 4 are original lights, 2 are signal and 2 more foglights) should be enough to light up KLCC, only thing missing is some strobe to complete the whole al-fresco-moving-disco theme.
A lil bit more can fly already...
nah, i couldn't bother to blank out the numbers, obviously, with these modification, you do want people to know who you are, no?
Anyway...I'll be away from tonight until Sunday for Perhentian Island Challenge with Chocolat and his Wife to help Nomad marshall the race. My tan from Desaru has just starting to peel and i'm now gonna get a new set of tan..on my tan!!!
what's missing is the snake like skin like in the TV Series "V"
Also, Selamat Hari Malaysia to all on the 16th September 2006!!! Lets move towards to be a more progressive and great country made up from citizen that tolerate each other's differences in religion, practice and culture because we have to, but because WE WANT TO!!!
Negaraku....
And of course...to my lovely beloved wife, which will and are reading this, I love you very much and keep a lookout for the other 4 buds of lily that will blossom while i'm away from you...
Bud number 1 blossomed this morning...
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